”I was blushing furiously as Jess dmentioned pegging to this stranger in public. Britney frowned.“Pegging?” she questioned. Oh, God.“Yes,” J...ss replied. “Pegging is when- actually, Aaron, why don’t you explain to the nice waitress what that means?” If she smiled any harder, she’d strain a cheek muscle, I thought. I turned to Britney.“Um, pegging means that I’m, um...” A long pause as I tried to think of a way to phrase things that didn’t include the phrase “dildo up my ass.”I continued. ‘Um,. "With Becky's luggage safely in the care of professionals, Mommy took the girl by the hand and sped to the gate for the flight to Tokyo."Here we go, Sweetheart," Mommy bent to straighten Becky's knee-socks. "Now, you have a nice flight and do everyone Daddy says." I will, Mommy," Becky hopped up and down with excitement."I've got a surprise for you," Carol smiled. "The pilot is a good customer of mine. I ran into him at Junior League last night and he said you could ride his lap all the way. "Great, talk to you tomorrow."After working out the details of the meeting I pondered the brief conversation. Southern California, hmm. Sounded good. I guessed I could teach there. Probably be teaching the history of human sexuality at some community college to a bunch of dimwitted geeks. Heck, at least the weather would be nice. If I did decide to go at least I wouldn't have much to pack. My ex-wife took about everything except my Les Paul guitar and Mesa amp, my blues records and my Exakta. “We certainly do. In fact, if you come again next week, I’ve got an old one of my daughter’s which should match your dress.”“Can we come next week, Mom?” Meg asked, as she and Phil joined them.Tracy reached back, taking Abe’s hand. “I’m glad you made it. I wasn’t sure you’d show up, it’s almost time for the service.”Phil grinned. “It was difficult prying Abe out of the car. He’s not overly fond of crowds.”“This is my sister-in-law, Lucy,” she explained. “They invited me to a service one day,.
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